Santa’s Surprise Stocking Stuffer Candy (Christmas Jelly Beans – 8.3oz) 1/2 LB – Santa Candy – Candy Gag Gift – Christmas Candy – White Elephant Gift
From the annals of mythology, FancyPants FunTime has teamed up with the big man himself – Santa Claus – to deliver a most magical Christmas miracle. For centuries, Santa has left a very special Christmas gift – a surprise, if you will – for only the naughtiest boys and girls on his list. Upon arrival at their house, Santa secretly deposits a festive holiday rainbow of tri-colored turds straight down the chimney of the fortunate recipient, leaving behind a glorious pile of Christmas cheer for their morning delight. Until recently, Santa Claus had carried this heavy “load” all on his own. However, due to a massive increase in naughtiness this year, Santa made the fateful decision to contact FancyPants FunTime so that he could stockpile his colorful crap year round. Together, we have amassed a veritable mountain of edible excrement for you and your loved (naughty) ones. From the bottom of our hearts, we truly ho-ho-hope you enjoy – SANTA’S SURPRISE – “A little bit of poop in every bite”!
- STOCKING STUFFER CANDY – FancyPants FunTime has teamed up with the big man himself – Santa Claus – to deliver a most magical Christmas miracle – SANTA’S SURPRISE (aka a generous 1/2 pound serving of delicious Christmas jelly beans)!
- PERFECT GAG GIFT – Are you searching for the perfect white elephant gag gift or a unique party favor – search no further – get yourself some Santa’s Surprise! Great gift for birthdays or any occasion. The hilarious story on the reverse of the package is sure to delight!
- REUSABLE ZIP BAG – Edible SANTA’S SURPRISE comes in a beautiful heirloom reusable zip seal bag that can be used again and again for continuous laughs!
- ORIGINAL AND ONE OF A KIND – Be the first of your friends to experience this culinary delight!
- TASTY FUN CANDY – We hope you enjoy “A little bit of poop in every bite!”
